So today FA Cup Vinyl took a day trip to Leeds, one of the capitals of the North, apparently. Now while we like Leeds, we can't help but be annoyed by what we saw today, so being the amazing people we are (some would argue cynical), FA Cup Vinyl noted the top 5 things we hated seeing in Leeds.
1. The Christian lunatic that stands in the street with a microphone: Now we know every city may have one and we shouldn't discourage Leeds as the only city for having it, but seriously get a grip. Stop forcing religion down people's throats during their lunch break when all they want is a Starbucks, not to be told they will burn in hell.
2. The Majority of girls between the age of 16-18: You are not in Made In Chelsea, so stop acting like you are, a stupid air head with a lot of money and spending it on pointless things... come to think of it. Oh and shopping in Jacks Wills does not make you a better person, in our eyes it makes you worse.
3. The Man wearing Yeezy 2's: JUST LOOK AT THEM, THEY'RE AWFUL! Also this man appeared to be wearing leggings, that means two things: 1) You're wearing Yeezy 2's, that means you're automatically a prat. 2) Leggings? You're male and they were brightly coloured blue, are you on drugs?
4. Those pretentious folks who sit inside Pret A Manger on their laptops thinking they're big shots: Enjoy filling out that online application for Monsoon, Mr. Big Shot.
5. The clipboard woman who stopped us in the middle of the street to ask a few questions: We obliged because we're friendly and know it's a miserable job, she then proceeded to become annoyed with us because we were too young to fill in her survey and claimed we had lied deliberately to avoid taking part.
So all in all, it's not really Leeds itself that annoyed FA Cup Vinyl, it was the people plus the weather was miserable whic didn't help, so the message you should take from our adventure is not don't go to Leeds, you should do it's a lovely city, it's not to end up as miserable bastards like us.
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